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lardfarting
I fucking love pies!
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Member ID: #10651
Date Registered: Tuesday 8th June, 2004
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Age:41
Background: Background? What do you mean? I obscure the background!
Birthday: 26th March 1984
Build: Fucking HUUUGE!!!
Height: Don't you mean Radius?
Hobbies: Eating pies and lard
Home Town: Lardville
Job: Eating stuff
Location: Fat Town
Male / Female: Can't remember (haven't seen it for ages)
Marital Status: I'm a tubby hubby
Nationality: I'm a continent all by meself
Sexuality: Erm, birds but prefer lard packets
Smoker / Non-Smoker: More of a sweater really
Currently Listening To: The floor creaking under my weight
Music PreferencesTrance, Euro Trance, Hardcore, House, Bouncy House, Deep House, Funky House, Prog House, US House, Vocal House.

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Band: Chubby Checker & The Fat BoysWestlife (Except the fat one)
Club: Club, penguin, twix, I'll eat anythingSlimming world
Clubbing Moment: Never actually managed to get through the doorsBeing the bouncy castle (still go some bods in me)
DJ: Fat Boy SlimErm, Slim boy, er, Slim
Drink: BEEF DRIPPINGlaxative
Food: FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!!!Not having any
Label: Erm, whoever makes the mumu's for Homer SimpsonLycra (although it does look good on me)
Producer: Bernard MatthewsLynda MaCartney (gives me gas)
Saying: ''All You Can Eat'' The fools!No thanks, I'm full (never happened yet though)
Set: Set dinner for 8When Jelly doesn't set
Tune: THE ICE CREAM VAN TUNETune-A salad, not enough grease or lard!
Venue: THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET (Obviously)Erm, the gym
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